Use the Force, Destroy the Lamp

I like this picture of a perfectly undamaged orb of glass. Just the foreshadowing of it being shattered into slivers by a Wii remote gets me all tingly.

"Playing tennis on the Wii requires a lot of space. Clearly I didn't have enough space for playing tennis. The Wii remote control is fine, no scratch at all. My friend just lost a game of tennis to his wife. Then he played against the computerplayer - and didn't wanted to lose against it.

My lamp came in the way. Now it looks like a cheap version of the deathstar.." -Claus

I don't want to be too critical of Claus's storytelling abilities, but I could have used more information on how his friends fingers are doing. Surely you can't put your fist through that ball and think you can get away from it without a scratch.